I Survived Jellyfish Season Shirt

I Survived Jellyfish Season Shirt

I Survived Jellyfish Season Shirt! After a year when the evening dress was replaced by the nap dress, aren’t we all desperate to be glamorous again? During the five years that I covered events for Vogue from my post on the editorial staff, I dressed up in black tie three times a week. Sometimes I had time to go home or get my hair blown out, but often I simply dragged my borrowed sequins or satin to the office in a garment bag—along with a tote stuffed with Manolo BB pumps, a pair of earrings, and my makeup bag—and under the harsh lighting of the Condé Nast bathroom scraped my hair back into a tight bun, slicked it with pomade to tame the flyaways, and swiped on an additional coat of mascara. Like most routines, it became second nature and, sometimes, tedious. Now, though, years later and after months curled on the couch in nothing more coordinated than the two pieces of an Entire world sweatsuit, I pine for those days—even the fluorescent bathroom lighting.

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For all those many galas and fêtes, I tended to wear borrowed sample dresses that, while up to the dress code, were straightforward in cut, color, and texture—like a sensible haircut. Once a year, though, on the first Monday in May, I was emboldened by the sartorial majesty of the occasion to wear something more extravagant to the Met Gala, and it likely comes as no surprise that the most eccentric, over-the-top dresses often resulted in the liveliest memories and the best evenings. I Survived Jellyfish Season Shirt! The paillette-and-shell-embellished Rodarte transformed me into a magical mermaid, even though in reality I looked more like a shipwrecked dragon; the jet-plumed Ferretti frock not only erased any nervous feelings of being an ugly duckling—it made me feel like an extra in Black Swan. And in a year spent observing practically the same bedtime as my one-year-old, these high-wattage looks were the ones I found myself reminiscing about.