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Official Shark Ugly Xmas Gift Santa Riding Shark Christmas Sweater T-shirt, Hoodie, Longsleeve Tee, And Sweater
Official Shark Ugly Xmas Gift Santa Riding Shark Christmas Sweater T-shirt! My first pair of Doc Martens was not Doc Martens at all. They are the lowest-priced Dr. Martens fake from Fayva (a Payless equivalent at the Party City mall in my hometown of Long Island) with a leather finish and a stitched base with a cord too orange to be should be real. Real Docs were too expensive, even about $100 at the time, more than my parents wanted to invest in my still growing legs. However, around 5th grade in the mid-1990s, plagiarism allowed my best friend Chrissy and I to copy her older sister, Heather, a stylish 9th grader who had worn his Doc oxfords with faded jeans and an unbuttoned shirt that revealed his overalls underneath. It wasn't our Docs that sent a signal to society: tiny Keds and posh ballet flats were dead to us. We are angry young ladies now and have loafers to prove it. By seventh grade, while wandering the mall with my girlfriends on Saturday afternoons, I began to crave the genuine article: ocher, Dr. Martens in the window at Journeys, purveyor of all things cool in 1995, I did a lot of research at the time (actual breasts; a beep; a folded bill from Justin K., a guy with mushroom hair in my Literature class). Brown Docs, with a phat-with-a-p-h sole and the signature yellow AirWair tag at the ankle, are relatively achievable.
I suppose they're unique compared to the classic blacks that have popped up underneath some lucky kids' Juncos. Looking back, I don't see the irony that shoes that were originally built as functional work boots have become status symbols for suburban teenagers. (According to the brand's illustrious history, Dr.Martens was first produced in 1945 as a collaboration between Klaus Maertens, a 25-year-old soldier in Munich, who created an innovative air-cushioned sole to help him recover from a broken foot, and his college classmate, mechanical engineer Herbert Funk.) But my brown Docs isn't about owning something luxurious. Official Shark Ugly Xmas Gift Santa Riding Shark Christmas Sweater T-shirt! As for my hormones, my developing brain, they were a solid, sure path to the coolness I shunned; they are the advantage I feel when I replay Hole's "Live Through This" (via CD) and write bad haikus in my diary. I got them for Christmas (probably threw away other presents) and they looked awful on my skinny ankles - I clearly remember my close neighbor biting his lip below so as not to laugh as I sit down on the sidewalk, feeling myself wearing moon shoes. . I wore them anyway, with a brown jumpsuit from Urban Outfitters on. West Four Street and old straight-leg Lee jeans that Chrissy and I had V-cut in the sides to turn them into flares. temporary morning.
